The At Least We're Not Cultists is a pirate ship that primarily operates in the Sea of Khoros and the western Chaska Sea. Commanded by the Briathonite outlaw Aralak, the At Least We're Not Cultists is an imposing vessel, laden with more and larger armaments than a ship its size would normally carry. The crew rely heavily on the ship's intimidating appearance. Even more so than other pirates, their preferred strategy is to try to make their targets believe they would face no chance in battle. In reality, the ship is so overloaded that this is their only viable approach - they are slow enough even some mercantile ships can outrun them, and they have no space in which to carry ammunition for anything more than a single, impressive opening volley.
The At Least We're Not Cultists usually makes port in the Meklovian port of Paro. The ship must return to harbor frequently, as it can remain supplied at sea for even less time than can most galleys. Its crew and captain are local celebrities in Paro, largely due to their frequent and generous distribution of their ill-gotten wealth.